{"id":36357,"date":"2025-07-30T17:58:09","date_gmt":"2025-07-30T17:58:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/damwebserver.com\/dreamdoctor\/articles\/just-for-fun\/"},"modified":"2025-07-30T17:58:09","modified_gmt":"2025-07-30T17:58:09","slug":"just-for-fun","status":"publish","type":"articles","link":"https:\/\/damwebserver.com\/dreamdoctor\/articles\/just-for-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"just for fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Top ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk \u2014<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p>10. \u201cThey told me at the blood bank this might happen.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>9. \u201cThis is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>8. \u201cWhew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. You probably got here just in time!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>7. \u201cI wasn&#8217;t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>6. \u201cI was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>5. \u201cI was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>4. \u201cRats! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>3. \u201cThe coffee machine is broken&#8230;\u201d \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>2. \u201cSomeone must have put decaf in the wrong pot&#8230;\u201d <\/p>\n<p>And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: <\/p>\n<p>1. \u201c&#8230;Amen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"back-to\">Back to<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/damwebserver.com\/dreamdoctor\/articles\/faqs\/\" id=\"11\" option=\"com_content\">FAQs page<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"template":"","categories":[2941,2940],"class_list":["post-36357","articles","type-articles","status-publish","hentry","category-sleep-faqs-sleep-faqs","category-sleep-faqs"],"acf":{"article_id":"1378"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/damwebserver.com\/dreamdoctor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/articles\/36357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/damwebserver.com\/dreamdoctor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/articles"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/damwebserver.com\/dreamdoctor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/articles"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/damwebserver.com\/dreamdoctor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damwebserver.com\/dreamdoctor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}